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I'm Lauren Geertsen, a Body Connection Coach and author. I share simple nutrition and lifestyle shifts that connect you to your body's wisdom.

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The Affordable Filter to Make Your Tap Water Safe

The Affordable Filter to Make Your Tap Water Safe

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7 Reasons Why I Love My Infrared Sauna

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Meal Plans, Customized Exactly for YOU

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It’s the same playbook, over and over and over.

It’s the same playbook, over and over and over.

Are you feeling overwhelmed, exhausted, or hopeless looking at the state of the world? My free workbook, A FEW PRACTICAL STEPS TO ENJOY THE APOCALYPSE, will help you find peace and prosperity (and laughter!) during these times.

Download the free PDF or free audio at EnjoyTheApocalypseBook.com.

The only way we heal the world “out there” is to first the mirror-image wounds within ourselves. This workbook helps you do that 💝

“ENJOY THE APOCALYPSE is a long drink of hydrating holy water for the soul. Like it or not, you were meant to be here at this time. And the guidance in this book will help you make the most of this incredible time.” — Dr. Christiane Northrup

The most effective social control measures entails

The most effective social control measures entails making a population afraid to question their culture’s “Creation stories.”

The narratives are so fragile that if you pull a single thread, the whole thing unravels.

Be brave enough to unravel the stories without having the answers.

Are you feeling overwhelmed, exhausted, or hopeless looking at the state of the world? My free workbook, A FEW PRACTICAL STEPS TO ENJOY THE APOCALYPSE, will help you find peace and prosperity (and laughter!) during these times.

Download the free PDF or free audio at EnjoyTheApocalypseBook.com.

(The last meme is made by @lauramatsue, the others are from unknown sources)

Are you wearing plastic clothes? Do you live in po

EMFs are the modern day version of second-hand smo

My current mood/memes for the day. It’s a privi

My current mood/memes for the day.

It’s a privilege to be on earth right now. Yes, it’s hitting the fan. Yes, darkness is running rampant. But we’re waking up everyday! Humanity is remembering what this is all about.

My soul came down here for this, and yours did too.

Are you feeling helpless and frustrated, seeing the pain and struggle in the world right now? The most powerful thing you can do is find your PEACE and PURPOSE.

That requires the courage to seek the truth. It means facing darkness beyond your current comprehension, but also experiencing LOVE beyond your imagination.

If you want support finding grounding, clarity hope, get my free 10-day workbook “A FEW PRACTICAL STEPS TO ENJOY THE APOCALYPSE” at EnjoyTheApocalypseBook.com

I love you, special soul 💝

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Violence. Confusion. Propaganda. Intense emotions.

Violence. Confusion. Propaganda. Intense emotions. Economic uncertainty. Day-to-day challenges.

And still, your soul chose to be here right now. Read this:

“So, your soul decided to take an Earth trip during the apocalypse.

You might consider this poor timing on the part of your eternal spiritual self, as it is not exactly prime tourist season in the earthly realm.

Maybe your soul forgot to check the Cosmic Calendar of Events when choosing to incarnate during the 2020 decade.

Perhaps it was distracted by the special attractions available during this time period, such as The Office TV show, or the fashion revival of corsets, or Spanish-Japanese fusion cuisine.

Or, you maybe your soul chose this time on earth to participate in THE GREATEST GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS SHIFT the world has ever seen, what many people call The Great Awakening.

Maybe the Divine Special Operations Team required your spiritual expertise at this time, and needed your boots on the ground.

At least, all that ‘Divine purpose, God’s plan, consciousness shift, blah blah blah’ stuff is what you might tell yourself when in your right mind.

But your soul didn’t seem to take into account, as it sailed down to earth, that it can be a bit difficult to remain in your right mind during a full-on apocalypse.”

Do you need some help to find peace, clarity, and prosperity during this time? Get my FREE workbook, “A Few Practical Steps to Enjoy the Apocalypse: A Workbook for Awakening" at EnjoyTheApocalypseBook.com

(It’s available as an audiobook, Kindle, or PDF — whatever you prefer!)

Who are the real health experts? My HEALING journ

Who are the real health experts?

My HEALING journey started when I stopped listening to the “experts” and started listening to my body 💝

Cancer screenings are a huge scam. Across the boar

Many women think, “It’s an empowering choice t

Many women think, “It’s an empowering choice to get Botox/plastic surgery/implants/fillers. It makes me feel more confident. Therefore, it’s an act of self-love!”   Actually, it’s an unconscious form of self-hatred.

It’s not love to erase the features of our ancestors from our faces.
 It’s not love to perpetuate a transhuman, Eurocentric beauty standard.

It’s not love to fill our breasts with ticking time bombs of toxins.

It’s not love to treat our bodies as objects to dominate, rather than wise beings to trust.

I know this can be a raw and painful area to self-reflect. I know women are doing the best they can, faced with industrial-strength propaganda.
 But if we are to end the generational cycle of female body hate, and reclaim the glorious power of the female body… we’ve got to break up with transhuman body modification procedures.

We’ve got to honor our bodies as soulmates whom we treat with love.

And I promise, if you treat your body in a loving way, you will start to love how your natural body looks. 💝

If you’re ready to take that life-changing, soul-expanding journey, my book THE INVISIBLE CORSET will help you do that.

Get it at InvisibleCorset.com or any major bookseller!

So it’s kind of like this… …if a government

So it’s kind of like this…

…if a government is trying to disarm its citizens, it *might* be a good idea for citizens to educate themselves on what historically tends to happen after governments disarm their citizens, and for citizens to protect their right to keep and bear arms.

And if the FDA is trying to convince you to stay away from holistic healing methodologies and practices (such as homeopathy, raw milk, chlorine dioxide, Rife machines, herbal medicine)…

… it *might* be a good idea to educate yourself on the history of the FDA, and protect your right to practice healthcare as you see fit.

DM me if you want information on the thing I’m wearing in the last photo. It’s a form of energy therapy that utilizes acupuncture points/meridians. It’s the most significant tool I’ve used on my healing journey. (That’s all I can say here.)

Give me a day or so to respond, but I will get back to you.

Some thoughts on the (literal) matrix of the beaut

Some thoughts on the (literal) matrix of the beauty industry, and how to reclaim our souls and sanity.

I use the term INVISIBLE CORSET to describe the beliefs that keep women as restricted and uncomfortable in our bodies as whalebone corsets once did.

It’s harder for us to take off the invisible corset… because it’s harder to remove limiting beliefs than an item of clothing!   Yet the liberation on the other side of the invisible corset is world-changing. Women become connected to the true power of our bodies, which is our BIRTHRIGHT. We become unstoppable creative, loving, intuitive, and resplendent beings.

Ready to take off your invisible corset? Read my book! It’s at InvisibleCorset.com or at any major bookseller.

DIY PEARL POWDER SKINCARE Pearl powder is a suppl

We have access to states of higher consciousness t

We have access to states of higher consciousness that can literally move mountains, walk on water, and travel through time.

Scarcity is an illusion. We can turn a few loaves and fishes into enough to feed thousands (“All this you can do and more,” Jesus said.)

The Dark Side has it’s “powers” — trauma-based mind-control, mass hypnosis, black magic, physical illness — but this is NOTHING compared to the power of awakened human beings.

When we break through the limitations placed on our consciousness (fear, scarcity mindsets, trauma, etc.) the Dark Agenda is over. In fact, the “laws” of physics are over, including the constraints of time and space.

We enter a dimension of reality where otherwise “impossible” miracles are at our fingertips, because our mental programming no longer traps us in an illusory hologram of reality.

I have experienced this myself. And it’s why I wrote a free workbook to help people break free from the limiting beliefs that keep us trapped in fear, scarcity, and anxiety.

 It’s called “A Few Practical Steps to Enjoy The Apocalypse: A Workbook For Awakening.” Download it for free at EnjoyTheApocalypseBook.com.

I am also hosting a new coaching program that focuses on building physical AND financial wellness, because the two are inextricably tied together. I’m sending details only to those interested, so DM me if you want to learn more. Investment for the program is $100 - $500 for the materials. It will be a game-changer if you’re ready to break out of the limiting beliefs keeping you in scarcity mode.

Some thoughts on The Agenda, and how to navigate t

Some thoughts on The Agenda, and how to navigate these times with love, courage, and truth.

If we allow ourselves to feel afraid, anxious, and helpless, we’re playing for the wrong team. That’s why I wrote my FREE workbook, “A Few Practical Steps to Enjoy The Apocalypse: A Workbook For Awakening"

If you commit to the process (it takes just 15 minutes a day for 10 days) I promise you will experience a breakthrough into more peace and prosperity.   My Instructions were to write this book and share it for free. Get it at: EnjoyTheApocalyspeBook.com⁠

Enjoy 😉

My holistic oral care routine: - Oil pulling with

Psychiatric drugs do not balance neurotransmitter

By the time I was 18, I was nearly bedridden with

A 10 day writing journey to turn fear and anxiety

A 10 day writing journey to turn fear and anxiety into hope and clarity. Get the free workbook: EnjoyTheApocalypseBook.com

They call us “anti-va><ers” because it’s eas

They call us “anti-va><ers” because it’s easier than facing facts and debating data.

The content released today on THE END OF COVID is 🔥! It includes the world premier of the documentary, “Dissolving The Va><ine Illusion” by Roman Bystrianyk, co-author of the acclaimed book “Dissolving Illusions: Disease, Va><ines, and The Forgotten History.”

This documentary lays out the data about infectious disease deaths, and debunks the notion that va><ines improved longevity rates. It sources government data, first-person experiences, and medical journals of the 1800’s.

It also answers the question: What caused the outbreaks of these diseases in the first place? What factors were likely responsible for the sharp decline in mortality (upwards of 90%) BEFORE the jabs were introduced?

THE END OF COVID offers an exhaustive reference library of resources, from some of the wisest medical whistleblowers and health truth-tellers of our time. I highly recommend making the investment to have life-long access to the presentations!

Have you noticed an increasing amount of “strang

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